| Person: | So, what religion are you? |
| Me: | Fandom. |
| Person: | What? |
| Person: | No, I mean who do you believe in? |
| Me: | I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES |
| Person: | |
| Me: | MORIARTY WAS REAL |
| Person: | |
| Me: | |
| Person: | So, you don't believe in angels- |
| Me: | Of course I believe in angels. Sam and Dean run into them all of the time. |
| Person: | Who? |
| Me: | They also run into demons all of the time too. |
| Me: | But that's why they have salt. |
| Person: | |
| Person: | Well, I believe in the Lord- |
| Me: | The last of the Time Lords. |
| Person: | |
| Me: | *starts spinning in circles* DOO WEEEEE DOOOOO |
| Fan: | my creys. my feels. hold me. |
| Translation: | The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans. |
| Fan: | how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce |
| Translation: | I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance. |
| Fan: | i cannot. i am unable to can. |
| Translation: | I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function. |
| Fan: | omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE |
| Translation: | I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet. |
Damn it. I hate when I get my fandoms all confused.
Although it would make sense if he WERE A CYLON, because he beat the crap out of Kate Beckett, and that’s the kind of thing that only an emotionless robot would do!
I watched the fight scene and turned to my partner, who was watching the finale with me, and joked, “Look he’s a Super Soldier!”
And the best part is: he’s coming back next season!
Being a part of a fandom is like riding a roller coster.
Without the seatbelts or restraints.
^THIS
(Source: natashaaa-bartonss)
I did tell you, but did you listen?
AWW! A severed limb in my fridge? That is so sweet!
(Source: the-hedgehog-of-baskerville)
(Source: imfeelingstreeptastic, via ilovemystripysocks)
| Harry Potter fandom: | BATTLE OF HOGWARTS HE WAS NOT A COWARD ALWAYS FEELINGS CRYING SAD SONGS help |
| Sherlock fandom: | THEY FOUND THE PORN HIDE ALL THE JOHNLOCK AMANDA IS TEACHING MARTIN TO USE A COMPUTER SAVE YOURSELF |
| Supernatural fandom: | SAMMY'S BIRTHDAY AWWWW and also FANDOM WAAAAAAAAR HATE HATE HATE MISINTERPRETED FANDOM WAR FANDOM WAR |
| Castle fandom: | NEW PROMO ON CTV HIDE THE SPOILERS THE KISS OMG SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! |
| Bones fandom: | BRENNAN IS LEAVING NO SHE'S NOT IT'S THE LAST DAY SHOOTING OMG CRYING THE HIATUS IS COMING WE ARE GOING TO DIE |
| The Avengers fandom: | LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D LOKI'D |
| The Doctor Who Fandom: | ...........what? |
If they’re just like, “Darn it! All I wanted was to look at some nice pictures of landscape and architecture! But no; I have to put up with this ‘Caskett’ crap! ….What even is an OTP?”
Hahaha! Hilarious post is hilarious!
What would they even be doing in tumblr on the first place?!? Seriously!
#tumblr #regular people need not apply #go away!
(via castle-obsessed)
| friend: | what's otp stand for? |
| me: | one true pairing |
| friend: | tell me about your one true pairing |
| me: | ... |
| friend: | ... |
| me: | .... |
| friend: | .... |
| me: | which one |
| Them: | They're already dating other people |
| Shippers: | lol |
| Them: | They're just friends |
| Shippers: | lol |
| Them: | They hate each other |
| Shippers: | lol |
| Them: | They're not gay |
| Shippers: | lol |
| Them: | They're siblings |
| Shippers: | lol |
| Them: | The age difference is too uncomfortable |
| Shippers: | lol |
| Them: | They're not even in the same fandom |
| Shippers: | lol |
| Them: | You don't even watch the show |
| Shippers: | lol |
What did I even think about?
What was life like without all these otp feels?
I don’t even remember anymore.
(via gettingdesperate)
Imma let you finish, but this is the best fandom car in all the land.
Forever reblog the fandom car.
Now my car feels naked…
(via thatgeeklover)






